Her Final Words

Today's lesson...never let your camera hear you talk or even think about wanting a different camera. She will start to feel unwanted, unworthy and then start to have body issues. She will function just a little bit slower, with less enthusiasm for your blazing creative fire. Her SD slot will become frosty and you will have to reassure her at every outing that she's still desired. You will find yourself ever so gently inserting your SanDisk into her fastidious opening and then tenderly closing the door that you have thoughtfully padded to ensure there is some connection and even then, you pray she will remember what you shot. Unfortunately, if your DSLR hears you say you want to go with a mirrorless system, she'll try to give you what you want to avoid the heartache of a break up. She might even spit out her mirror in the middle of a picture and declare herself "mirrorless" right in front of your subjects and all. Such is the day I had with my mistress. I managed to get a couple of shots off before she stormed out of the room and told me to "go google myself." I think she meant I could find some self help videos on how to repair this mess. I personally just want to sleep on the matter and then see what tomorrow brings. I'm open to all possibilities.